1. Mom always tells me “Clean your room!”
2. I make mom happy by doing what she tells me to do.
3. I make her unhappy by not doing what she tells me to do.
4. Mom makes me laugh by telling me jokes.
5. As a child, my mom was very independant.
6. Mom is 41, but not for long!
7. Mom is 5′ 0″.
8. Mom’s favorite thing to do is play with me.
9. When I’m not around mom finally takes time and just relaxes.
10. If mom became famous, it’d be for making file folder games.
11. Mom’s really good at making everyone around her laugh.
12. I don’t know what she is bad at.
13. My mom’s job is being a homemaker and homeschooling me.
14. Mom loves Italian, Mexican and steak.
15. I’m proud of my mom for how she can do everything that she can do.
16. Mom’s the perfect Yosemite Sam!
17. Mom and I like to go shopping and enjoying ourselves.
18. Mom and I are the same because ouur eyes our the same color, and we’re both short and chubby.
19. Mom and I are different with our hair.
20. I know my mom loves me because she always hugs and kisses me!
21. The thing my mom loves most about my dad is his butt because it’s the first thing she saw in jeans.
22. Mom’s favorite place to go is my grandparents house. It’s out in the woods and theirs all kinds of creatures.
These are the facts about my mom and I!!